Inconsequential Stuff
- Jon Stewart is a DILF. Just thought you should know - mrrowwr!
- I like Stephen Colbert quite a bit too.
- I probably should not be allowed to have those sugary imitation coffee drinks, like I did yesterday
- I've still got dangly plastic bits hanging off of my car cause I haven't gotten it fixed since the little incident.
- And I still haven't done our fucking taxes - shit!
- I've got too much butt for these jeans
- I can still smell his shaving cream from this morning's kisses - mmm.
- Hormone levels may have temporarily returned to normal.
5 comments:
Stewart and Colbert can deliver my news to me anytime. And they often have a better take on it than just about anyone at CNN.
Jon Stewart IS one sexy tiny man. I'm a sucker for a little grey hair and a lot of funny!
Is said ass spilling out of jeans? No? Well, then it's fine.
stephen colbert is my hero
I have had a crush on Jon Stewart since puberty!
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