Friday, March 31, 2006

Inconsequential Stuff

  • Jon Stewart is a DILF. Just thought you should know - mrrowwr!
  • I like Stephen Colbert quite a bit too.
  • I probably should not be allowed to have those sugary imitation coffee drinks, like I did yesterday
  • I've still got dangly plastic bits hanging off of my car cause I haven't gotten it fixed since the little incident.
  • And I still haven't done our fucking taxes - shit!
  • I've got too much butt for these jeans
  • I can still smell his shaving cream from this morning's kisses - mmm.
  • Hormone levels may have temporarily returned to normal.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stewart and Colbert can deliver my news to me anytime. And they often have a better take on it than just about anyone at CNN.

SayUnderpants said...

Jon Stewart IS one sexy tiny man. I'm a sucker for a little grey hair and a lot of funny!

swirly girl said...

Is said ass spilling out of jeans? No? Well, then it's fine.

Blush said...

stephen colbert is my hero

Lovely Lisa said...

I have had a crush on Jon Stewart since puberty!