(also posted at The List List)
- I don't feel well (granted, I usually don't this time of day so that's not a huge stretch, but still...)
- There are movies I need to watch and return to Netflix.
- My cat needs me.
- This place stifles my creative energy and makes me feel trapped in a cage.
- The bed is at home, waiting for me.
- It's been too long since I've pleasured myself. Seriously.
- There are snacks at home.
- There are piles upon piles of laundry to do (and really, laundry is better to do during the day, isn't it?)
- There are bills to pay (oh, they don't get paid if I don't work? Shit.)
- It's okay for me to be inebriated if I'm not here. Just sayin.
- I forgot my lunch and no one can cover for me to go get one.
- Alright... I just don't like the lunch that I brought, shutup.
- Dude, I just need to be alone and think about stuff.
- You wouldn't miss me.
- Just look at these circles under my eyes!
- I don't give you shit when you wanna go home (well, not to your face at least.)
- I have no idea what's going on on daytime television these days.
- Did I mention there are snacks at home? And beverages?
- I need to clean the house and come on, I shouldn't have to do that "on my own time."
- Look at this. Look at what this boredom has led me to!
3 comments:
I feel like this most every day, except fot the self pleasure thing.
Ok, I know it was yesterday, but have you thought about multi-tasking?
Bed / snacks / self-pleasuring / thinking / drinking / and, DUH, Law & Order on each & every afternoon; all in the same place at the same time!
There ya go. Now your list is cut in half.
Wow, Peggasus is a great time-manager. Does he/she do this for a living?
I understand your list and feel that most of it applies to me especially between 2 - 3 o'clock each work day. That time really, really drags!
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