Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you

In lieu of a real post, I'm just going to throw out some topics for discussion:

  • How the hell do you wear dress shoes in the summer and not end up with stanky feet? Is there any kind of anti-sweat material they could possibly use to line the shoes? They all feel gross and seem to induce the funk.
  • It's corny, but I like the latest Fruit of the Loom commercial. Come on, even if you don't like the song you have to admit it's well done.
  • The previews for that movie "Little Man" just look absolutely awful. Makes me want to coldcock somebody. I mean, a reviewer said that you'd be better off watching White Chicks if you want to enjoy the Wayans Bros. Better off, people. Do you understand how bad that must be?
  • Every night when I go home things are okay, I relax. Every day I let my mind wander into a bad place, I pick apart everything I thought was okay and obsess over everything that's not.
  • I had a dream that my boss and I slept with the same woman. Not at the same time, but still it was odd competing with my boss. I kinda think I had better macking skills.
  • Sometimes the internets make me sad. It's a love/hate kind of thing.
  • I love nothing better when I've got a good (drink) buzz going than to listen to some classic rock and hug on you.
  • I went to highschool with this guy. It's weird to see him now and then on TV or in movies. Haven't had many brushes with celebs, so it's pretty cool - even though, like most people I went to highschool with - I'm pretty sure he would have no idea who I am (even though it was a small school).


Will said...

Nothing like a nice ass grabbing, classic rock buzz

Mr. Husbland said...

1. I think New Balance developed a fabric that is anti-stank last year. It's probably patented and will never be in a dress shoe, but still... it's out there.

2. I completely agree with you about Little Man. I get so angry when I see it come on.

Peggasus said...

They make these little sock-liner thingies (kind of like the little nylon footies you put on in stores when you try shoes on, but thin cotton or something) that might work. Not with open-toed shoes or sandals, but with anything else. I got some at Kohl's last year.

That Little Man skeeves me out. The Wayans are totally blowing what goodwill and credibility they had built up by doing these stupidass movies. It's a shame, as they are all extremely talented.

I have no idea who that guy is. I am old.

Leslie said...

I heart you on the stanky feet thing. I finally figured out a solution and bought roll on antiperspirant. It's not perfect, but it helps a lot!

Grafs said...

I'm dreaming about the same stuff again, and yeah, you probably DO have better macking skills :)