Virgo August 23 - September 22
"Your decision to purchase a pair of cargo pants was based entirely on the number of Hot Pockets they could hold."
I just checked my horoscope on The Onion and for once, it is so like me! Hot Pockets are usually my microwavable lunch of choice. People may scoff, but come on, that's some good eats!
4 comments:
I'm a virgo too, and that sounds just about right. The Onion always did have the best horoscopes.
hahaha!
Has anyone ever called you that as a compliment? "How you doin', Hot Pockets?"
dj - that would be sweet!
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