Saturday, March 24, 2007

Hold your horses

My dreams have just been rich with action-packed nonsense lately. If I'm not having some sort of nightmare, then it still has to be something ridiculous and/or frustrating. Like trying to jack off two guys at the same time, but one is saying "faster" while the other one is insisting "slow down" and realizing that I'm really not ambidextrous after all, so somebody's out of luck.

5 comments:

Rootietoot said...

well, at least a 3rd's not asking for a blow job at the same time.

Gnomeself Be True said...

And they say that idle hands are the devil's playthings....

Nervous said...

Ha! Good ones...

KC said...

funny! I can't remember the last time I had a dream like that. A sex dream, I mean.

Will said...

I have that problem all the time.