Sunday, July 30, 2006

Needles & Pins

One of those mornings I wake up thinking "shit, how did I manage to sleep on both of my arms for so long I've rendered them useless?" That sucks. Gotta wait for the less numb one to have enough life to shake out the other one. Then stumble to the bathroom and fight to get the stupid toothbrush out of the toothbrush holder that it's really too big for, you really gotta twist and pull it out of there - without realizing that I'm brushing my hand up against the business end of an uncovered razor that's also in the toothbrush holder. Oops, I'm bleeding. So then I stumble around blind without my contacts looking for the band-aids. Alright then, gooood mornin!

7 comments:

Mr. Husbland said...

heh, I hate that!

I'm not sure which I hate more- my arms fallling asleep or toothbrushes that are too big for the holder.

Peggasus said...

You should have just gone back to bed and started over an hour later. And then had a bloody mary.

Fluffycat said...

yah, going back to bed sounds like the right idea. i find that there are just days like that where one thing after another happens.

iamnot said...

I always just sorta shake the old torso around until one or both of the arms feel like the blood is returning.
Then I lay there till the pain passes.

---- said...

OUch! I hope you are having a better week!

:-)

Beck said...

Hate pins and needles even more in my legs. I haven't had a dead arm in a long time.

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