Friday, August 26, 2005

A note to the FedEx guys...

A good way to start a conversation with the meek-looking girl at the front desk would be to not repeatedly comment "Aww, they left you here all alone" and "So you're here all by yourself right?" while getting closer and looking shifty.
Every time someone says that it makes me cringe.

Come to think of it, it's not just FedEx guys, it's also the phone company guys and door to door solicitors - can't forget them! The UPS guys are always very polite though. I'm tight with the mailman too, he's cool.
I'm just a little paranoid.
Good thing I've got an itchy trigger finger and nothing to lose...
just kidding.

7 comments:

SayUnderpants said...

Well, here's one thing you could do - when they make a comment about you being by yourself just look at them funny, point to the empty air right beside you, and say, "No, I'm not! My friend Felipe is right here! And, man oh man, is he fuckin' crazy!!"

Just try it once and let me know what happens.

Nervous Girl said...

That's an awesome suggestion, underpants!
"don' make Felipe mad, ese!"

babyjewels said...

Try turning it around and say in babytalk "aw, they sent you here all by yourself? You sure you're gonna be alright" Then laugh maniacally.

good post. glad I found you.

Alexandra Wieckowski said...

Down with creepy guys :( I feel for you.

Dave said...

Or you could say "The UPS guy was here earlier, and already delivered his brown package to me, thanks anyway."

slopmaster said...

hey there Jessica. Do you work for UPS? cause I got a package for you.

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HemisphereDancer said...

Oh, he's got an itchy finger too...