Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Wacky parents weekend!

Over the weekend:

  • The couple next door had us over for dinner. Nice neighbors! Cute cats! A funny dog! Margaritas! Getting to know each other! We're not used to this kind of friendly behavior from neighbors due to our extended stay in a crappy apartment complex.
  • On Saturday morning I woke up and groggily told J about another weird dream I had. "Oh honey, it was the worst experience at Arby's - EVER!"
  • Also Saturday morning, I had a message from my dad saying he was coming up (he lives about 3-4 hours away) to take my mom out to dinner (yes, they've been divorced for nearly 20 years) and wondered if he could spend the night at our house. He sounded like he was getting ready to head up our way whether we said yes or no. His message had this tone of spontaneity and anxiousness that made me feel a bit pressured and freaked out. Also, the very short notice wasn't too cool. But I would've felt bad turning him away, so I said that would be fine.
  • J's parents did the "pop-in" on Saturday. J's dad slipped him a couple "funny" old pornos, for some reason. I really hope he's not expecting a review, but really I find that more amusing than offensive.
  • Our friend Kat popped in as well that evening, it was good catching up with her.
  • I ended up having to wait up for my dad to get back from my mom's that night. It was about 11:45 when he finally showed up, and I was tired. Nope, it's not what you're thinking. My mom once again shot down his suggestion of rekindling the flames that burned out a long time ago. I felt like I probably shouldn't know about that, but he told me anyway.
  • I don't know how to feel about that. Partly sad, partly annoyed, but mostly awkward.
  • I cried a little after my dad left.
  • I drank a little more than usual over the weekend.
  • J made a wonderful dinner for my mom and his parents Sunday night, including a smoked chicken experiment that turned out really well. He's quite the host. Good times were had.
  • The weekend went by really fast - especially with all the parental invasions - but we still managed to fit in some hot late-night doggy-style lovin, in which I yelped like a cocker spaniel. Well, in a good way though.
  • I'd gladly discuss any of the above points in more detail, I'm just too tired to make a proper post.


Will said...

Porno from dad is wierd, especially if mom is in them.

Mr. Husbland said...

bulleted posts are the best.

Glad you had a good weekend all in all.. and yelped like a beaten dog too.

HemisphereDancer said...

Funny, I pictured you more like a Bischon.

Maybe during butt sex...

The Big Cheese said...

it moved a bit while reading the second to last bullet.

divaDseliM said...

Does Kat's last name begin with an M?

Nervous Girl said...

hemispheredancer - Oh snap, you just had to go there, didn't you? Touche. :)

divadselim - umm, no. Are you uhh, somebody I know?