Friday, October 28, 2005

Bad radio

So, with the TV on the fizzle and most of our CDs packed, and due to sheer laziness, we've been listening to a lot of poop, err pop radio lately. I have my guilty pleasures, but damn, there's a lot of shit music out there.

- I could live without ever hearing that whiney-ass Frankie J again.
- Usher just pisses me off. Shut up.
- What's up with the new Black Eyed Peas song? I had to look up the lyrics and yes, she really is saying "lovely lady lumps" ummm, is that supposed to be the new catch phrase? Because all I can picture is your disease-ridden naughty parts.
- Neither of us can listen to "Gold Digger" by Kanye West without getting up and shaking our booties. In the privacy of our home, of course.
- Although she seems to be hangin with more homies lately, it appears that Mariah Carey has lost her soul. He corrected me by saying that she never really seemed to have one, and is more of an emotionless puppet.
- The "rock" songs they play are few and far between, and then it's just wussy bullshit like Nickelback and whatever the fuck all the other ones are called.
- I don't know why, but I like Ciara. She's freaky and I just find her funny for some reason. But I'd rather watch her videos to see her crazy dance moves.

I'm sure I'll add more to this list. What radio songs piss you off lately?


Grafs said...

All of them because the radio stations play them 100 jillion times a day. Even your favorite song in the world becomes torture after that!

sweetpotato976 said...

Everytime I hear "Gold Digger" I just keep thinking of Kanye on that hurricane relief program saying "George Bush hates black people" and Mike Meyers looking freaked out.


Willow said...

I only listen to oldies radio, so it would have to be "Spirit in the Sky". Something about having an upbeat tempo and talking about how great it will be when you die, just rubs me the wrong way.

AJ Gentile said...

Mariah may have lost her soul, but she found about 40 extra pounds.

Lovely Lisa said...

I like the oldies station, too...and that spirit in the sky song is one i aways turn off!!

Webmiztris said...

I LOVE Golddigger too! And what song makes me crazy? Any song by the Pussycat Dolls or Creed or JLo - ick!

Dave said...

I love gold digger (and I'm usually not a fan of rap at all), but the song they are playing right now that I love is Breath by Anna Nalick.

Dave said...

Oh, and I don't know where it is, but you should check out the poem I wrote about creed..affectionately titled "Creed, you suck"