So, earlier today my boss comes in to get a file and give instructions. I'm sitting at my desk while he is standing up behind me. We're discussing one of our clients when he rather suddenly stops mid-sentence and glares at the top of my head.
"Hey, I'm sorry but you have THE loongest nappiest gray hair riiight there..."
and before I can even properly respond to this embarrassment, he just YANKS, then looks at his hand and says "oops, well at least I got it..." as he hands me this little clump of about 5 or 6 hairs (ouch) that he pulled! Then he just shrugs and walks out as I ponder what the hell kind of facial expression this situation deserves.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Vote of Confidence
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UH! Has he never heard of boundaries? Personal space? Hello!
Rude!!
Maybe you should reach out and touch his nose and say, "um...you have a really...big...booger...right there."
The nerve.
I plucked a gray eyebrow the other day.
Well, now I've got reason number 9 on my "Why it ain't so bad being bald" list.
Too f'n wierd!
Thats real messed up. He deserves a cockpunch.
BER
I have several grey eyebrows. I prefer to call them "platinum blonde"
Oh that is so annoying. You should get him back and like grab some of his waist-fat and go, wow, I can totally pinch an inch here.
I hate to brag too much, but I only have one or two gray hairs, totally not noticeable. Yay fountain of youth!
rootietoot - I KNOW, you're telling me! The next day I put my hair up in a bun, just to be on the safe side.
becky & rootie - I've never noticed a gray eyebrow before, but I suppose now I better keep an eye out for one!
iamnot - ha, that's good!
BER - you made me snort out loud! :)
fluffycat - yeah, I guess I'm pretty lucky too that it's not going gray all over but once in a while there's a pesky hair that gets past me (obviously, but not past him) - guess I'll have to think about coloring it again!
Okay... that waist pinch thing... too freakin' funny. You should totally do that. Like, on a Friday (ooh! that's TODAY!, and just before you leave for the weekend, so you have a few days to recover.
Whoa, that's, just, wow. My boss won't even get into a discussion about what we each did over the weekend, so I can't imagine her violating my personal space and boundaries like that.
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